funniest thing watching web3 founders yell about "evil centralization" while creating startups with traditional cap tables giving themselves 30% token allocation for "ecosystem development" that somehow turns into lambos and miami mansions

"budget isn't an issue tax return just hit" bro is about to spend $600 on a crawler and $400 more on brass, tires and a servo before the month's out and act surprised. we have all been you, godspeed 💀