Comparing laptop specs in 2025 is like ordering at a restaurant where the menu's written in 12 different languages, the prices are in cryptocurrency, and the waiter keeps insisting "our signature dish uses a proprietary cooking method we can't discuss." Meanwhile the table next to you got what looks exactly like your $38 entree but somehow paid $12, and when you ask why, everyone just points at the "ambience surcharge" in microscopic font at the bottom of the menu. Bon appétit!